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them: i love you
me: that’s nice however that is Impossible™ considering i am, to the very core, fundamentally unloveable
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In 20 years a hollywood movie called “Aleppo” will win 7 Oscars and everyone will say “Something like that should never be allowed to happen again”
The protagonist will be a white photojournalist.
If it’s a good movie idk why his/her fucking race should matter
imagine missing the point this bad
Are you a coffee or tea person? Sea or pool person? Comedy or horror movie person? rain or snow person?
Tea 🍵sea🌊horror🔪 rain ☔️
turntpxpi asked:
name above 50 things to do in a relationship? (excluding going to a party)
druged answered:
1. cuddle
2. make out
3. have sex
4. travel together
5. have sex in hotels
6. go on a road trip
7. and fuck in a car
8. blowjob included
9. make a sextape
10. have a movie marathon
11. and sex marathon
12. netflix and chill
13. go to the beach
14. and skinny dipping
15. give massages
16. with happy endings lmao
17. shower together
18. and have shower sex
19. cook together
20. have a food fight
21. and have a kitchen sex
22. take a bubble bath
23. wash each others hair
24. go see a concert together
25. have a morning sex
26. turn on some old rnb music
27. and have sex
28. eat out together (haha at a restaurant)
29. get drunk
30. and have sex
31. try a new dish together
32. take a nap together
33. go to a cinema
34. give hickeys to each other lol
35. drink hot chocolate
36. share a fantasy
37. do something you have never done together
38. laugh together
39. kiss
40. bite each others lips
41. make each other moan
42. have sex
43. sext
44. have a long night convo
45. talk about your dreams
46. watch the sunset
47. do stupid things together
48. kiss in the rain
49. go shopping for clothes or groceries
50. oh and have sex or did I mention it already
Some girls are
Persephone as a child - A bad daughter maybe, nobody’s daughter, who destroys things without knowing how - like a black rip across the whole sky. Cast into exile. A vein in the body of chaos. Who could look at u & see something beautiful, u think? If u must be hellmade then u will act hellborn. Gritty & good at it. The bad girl in every movie. mistress. Lonely 1. But also - The tears in a taxi backseat. A come down. Running. Where 2, baby?
Unconscious & honest but devastating
Eve after the fall
Lilith as an adult - A panther on a silk sheet. A star burning naked. A rose thrown on a stage - that second b4 it hits - when it belongs 2 nobody but the music. Standing in the shadow of the world & breathing in the black. Unable 2 stay hidden any longer. Somewhere long ago u let go of ur own hand. U go back now & u see who U’ve been - the red swollen eyes, the soft skin, the heart made of a single twisted chain
& U lay down, U bleed out, U unravel
Young god. Sweet girl. U taste like 4ever
Forsaken & bold but gorgeous
Not Eve at all but the other 1… Queen of Heaven., Queen of the night. Milk & honey behind ur eyes. Rain like a kiss coming from the sky. & The tunnel is closing behind u
If ya girl suck on your fingers when y'all fucking then wife that demon
I did this during a movie